senpaimarco:

  • don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
  • i do not care what the trigger is
  • i will tag it for you
  • you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
  • and i am not one to question those reasons
  • so just send me an ask
  • anonymous if you’re scared
  • and i will tag it all the time in future
  • your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’

—Azra.T, My Heart is Full of Open Windows (via 5ullen)

snapchatting:

you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

whenever i try and learn something new

me:  It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  it is because I am a failure
me:  everything I touch dies

isthatwhatyoumint:

here is a recording of the aforementioned muscle suit routine. yes, he is skating to “sex bomb.”

there are a few recordings out there and a couple of them are better quality than this, but in my opinion nothing will top the original recording. the reaction from the crowd is especially satisfying and, really, there’s just no replicating that initial surprise.

69kittykate69:

Wow and here i thought id never feel any kind of vaginal stirring for matthew mahogany

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

insertfandomreference:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

website:  You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me:  haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:  
me:  wait i'm 20 years old

vitalemontea:

I love how it took him a moment

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

stairway-to-led:

Led Zeppelin in Goteborg 1970

theme