whenever i try and learn something new

me:  It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  it is because I am a failure
me:  everything I touch dies

isthatwhatyoumint:

here is a recording of the aforementioned muscle suit routine. yes, he is skating to “sex bomb.”

there are a few recordings out there and a couple of them are better quality than this, but in my opinion nothing will top the original recording. the reaction from the crowd is especially satisfying and, really, there’s just no replicating that initial surprise.

69kittykate69:

Wow and here i thought id never feel any kind of vaginal stirring for matthew mahogany

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

insertfandomreference:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

website:  You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me:  haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:  
me:  wait i'm 20 years old

vitalemontea:

I love how it took him a moment

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

stairway-to-led:

Led Zeppelin in Goteborg 1970

iwilleatyourenglish:

if you ever feel like spiders are fearless, unstoppable death machines that are bent upon your destruction please remember that my tarantula has been sitting, inconsolable, with her knees tucked around her face for the past 20 minutes solely because she stepped on her own foot

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like what am i even supposed to do about that

gothgirlsonly:

looks like everyone is going to die in a fire

gothgirlsonly:

looks like everyone is going to die in a fire

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